When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
“their cocks nestled together”
“nuzzled his cock”
“his cock bobbed up and down”
why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies
I literally just slammed my hands down on my desk, got up, and left for five minutes.
of course this had to happen. What else?